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Joke of the Day
"She asked me to go deeper so I started quoting Nietzsche"
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"Crouch down and lean forward. That's how I roll."
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"Study: 'Masturbation helps cure the common cold' Hope so, I've got no tissues left."
"What is the #1 book that teaches you all about business The Book of Job"
"me: How many calls do I get? cop: one me: What do you think is more likely? a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel?"
"My corduroy pillow has been making headlines all week."
"GUY: I wish girls liked comics. GIRL: I love comics. GUY: Oh really? Then what's the Hulk's favorite flavor ice cream?"
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