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Joke of the Day

"Study: 'Masturbation helps cure the common cold' Hope so, I've got no tissues left."

"School is like a boner It's long and hard unless you're asian."

"How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change..."

"If you're between a rock and a hard place ... Stop using crack."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfit fanatic walk into a bar... Who talks more?"

"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."

"I hate when people say Hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide..."

"Did you hear about the new heated children's gloves that would turn on and off without warning? They worked inter-mitten-ly"

"Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A. Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug."

"give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man how to Google how to fish and he'll watch fish porn for the rest of his life"