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Joke of the Day
"Crouch down and lean forward. That's how I roll."
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"What flavor gum does a scientist prefer? Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke."
"Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?"
"""You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need."""
"Babies are the two extremes on the spectrum of smell. They either smell like heaven filled with lollipops or a microwaved porta-potty."
"How do you start an insect race ? One two flea - go"
"How to start an internet fight: 1. Write a comment 2. Wait"
"How do the Chinese decide on their next porn star? They hold an erection..."
"What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!"
"If ""she'll be riding six white horses when she comes"", she's probably a little more woman than I can handle."