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Joke of the Day

"GUY: I wish girls liked comics. GIRL: I love comics. GUY: Oh really? Then what's the Hulk's favorite flavor ice cream?"

"I heard she was born naked, that slut."

"What does Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common? The cowboys both suck."

"I like my coffee like my slaves Free"

"At this point the only thing Lady Gaga could do that would shock me is to come out on stage wearing a sensible pantsuit from Talbots."

"Two dogs are arguing And one of them says ""Well your mom's a bitch!"""

"Wanna hear a good joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! hahaha! What did you think I was going to say?"

"I sell property based in vietnam after WWII, people tell me i fucked up everyone there in the 60s My name is agent orange"

"[Starbucks] What can I get you? I'll have a large coffee, black ""You don't have to say black"" I'll have a large coffee, African American"

"How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling"