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Joke of the Day
"I requested a wish that money can't buy. MH370"
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"A German man and woman are having sex, and an American walks in... The American shouts ""Gross!"" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying ""Danke!"""
"If I was a serial killer my name would be ""The suspense"" So my victims would be like ""oh no, the suspense is killing me"" And then we would both laugh right before I kill them."
"If the Cholera Doesn't Get Ya... Your on the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You laugh and say ""Terry is a girls name!"" He shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry."
"You can't even? That's odd."
"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
"Why do black people never dream? Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot."
"How can you tell if a Volcano is Jewish? It has a build up of shmagma around the rim."
"I started calling my wife ""Zika""... ...so that I could just get a little head, baby."
"What is the most noble office supply? The ruler!"