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Joke of the Day
"What does my dad do for fun? Beats me \_()_/ "
Next Joke
"My safe word is ""I WANT YOUR BABIES"""
"I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I'm playing with it. Yeah...I'm playing with my selfie."
"What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student? Now, don't fret about it!"
"How heavy is a photon? I don't know, but it's probably light-weight"
"I've never fucked a poofter, but I've fucked a bloke who has."
"Did you know: the average American spends 8,000 years of their life refilling Brita water pitchers."
"What does donald trump use when he plays FPS games? Wallhacks"
"What do you call an Indian with a question? Curry-osity"
"""Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again."" - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones"