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"What does donald trump use when he plays FPS games? Wallhacks"

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"Have no friends? Tell a girl you love her. Do this over and over and soon you'll have many friends! :D"
"reminder that Pop Secret was initially very poorly translated in Japan, where it was called ""Deceptions of the Father"""
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a urinal? Because the p is silent."
"I was gonna take my wife out last night..... But the gun jammed."
"What did the hillbilly say to his sister after she asked him to have sex with her? If you incest."
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"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie? Disney movies can still touch little kids."
"What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict? 99 dollars."