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Joke of the Day
"How heavy is a photon? I don't know, but it's probably light-weight"
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"[Christmas] 6:30kids are excited 7:30kids are playing 8:00kids are fighting 9:00kids are crying 9:15wife is yelling 9:30I am drinking"
"Sunny today but its not sunday (its Saturday). Really gets you thinking."
"4/10 Teachers in the UK 'assaulted by pupils' This is terrible... Go for us in assemblies, we're all grouped up. You can't miss!"
"How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf."
"Boob Job What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts? Ans: Silicon Valley."
"Today your brother-in-law will announce his plan to defeat ISIS. Happy Thanksgiving."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Because he hasn't."
"A horse walks into a bar... ...He asks the bartender for a double whiskey. ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender. The horse ponders his whiskey for a moment before he replies, ""My wife has cancer."""
"This guy told me that he can see the future but he didn't even try to duck when I punched him in the face."