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Joke of the Day
"How heavy is a photon? I don't know, but it's probably light-weight"
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"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 35 pounds"
"You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here."
"What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet? Very limited fonts."
"A man orders a coffee without milk. The barista replies, ""I'm sorry, we're out of milk. Can I get you a coffee without cream instead?"""
"I have a cramp in my penis... could you rub it for me?"
"Going to war is the only way Americans can learn geography."
"Why did the cat fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well."
"Me: I don't feel well Mom: Did you eat the plastic fruit again, Gigi? Me: No Mom: ... Me: ... Mom: ... Me: *throws up plastic banana*"
"as i guy, i sometimes pee while sitting usually only when the bus doesn't have a bathroom"