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Joke of the Day
"HR: You're late. Do you even know what time it is? Thor: Hammer time? HR: Get out."
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"English teacher asks me, ""What's an example of pleonasm? ""Troublesome Woman"""
"Why don't we hear jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? Because the punchlines are too long."
"Why did the pedophile masturbate to Kim Kardashian? because he was blind."
"Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer."
"movies never show the part in the ending where the hero drives into the sunset and has to pull down the visor"
"How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Douse it in gasoline and set it alight."
"What's black on top and white at the bottom? Rape."
"CARTOON VILLAIN: how did you know it was me who robbed the bank COP: you were literally carrying around giant bags with dollar signs on them"
"What Is the Difference Between a ISIS Training Camp and a Iraqi School? Can't Tell the Fucking Difference, I just fly the drone."