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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cat that torrents movies? A copy cat."
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"Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter."
"Accidentally texted my dad ""have a hood day"" and he shot three people"
"I'm writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced. There's a lovely key change at the end."
"What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor? He was Robin."
"Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?"
"If Trump had a brick for every lie Hillary has said He'd be able to build the wall for free."
"""That damn Lassie said Timmy fell down a ruffruffruff"" ""Relax, honey. I'm sure she means well"""
"Yo mama's so mean... She's got no standard deviation!"
"It would be really convenient if Christmas decorations grew on trees."