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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cat that torrents movies? A copy cat."

"[speaking to an attractive lady] ""How can a beautiful girl like you be single?!"" ""Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"""

"What is a guy who rubs bear toes called? Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!"

"If a proctologist works part time at KFC.... Is it still finger licking good?"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"

"To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person."

"True story I was listing all the TV shows I like to a friend. When I got to ""Psych"", he thought I was just kidding about all the previous shows."

"What did the cat say to the banana? Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana? Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana? Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk."

"My son- Can I have ice cream? Me- No, it's breakfast Him-The dog just pooped in the living room Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream"

"We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick."