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Joke of the Day

"Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers."

"On one hand, your leaving a wadded up Kotex on the bathroom floor is a great appetite suppressant. On the other hand, that's fucking gross."

"What's everyone's least favorite dish? Cunt Pao Chicken!"

"French girls are great... For example, my French girlfriend taught me how to eat out in the bush."

"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"

"How come ants don't go to the church? They are in sects."

"It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box."

"Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent."

"My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants"

"I got in trouble in gym class, so the coach made me sit in the back, in near all the equipment. There's nothing I can do. He's really got me by the balls."