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Joke of the Day

"After today the rest of the world will get ""FOUR MORE YEARS!"" without having to hear about the US election."

"Did you hear about helicopter that crashed into that graveyard? Police have so far recovered 54 bodies"

"Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration."

"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"

"Man draws fire for arson attack on art class."

"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg."

"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve..."

"What was the first thing Eve said to Adam after eating the forbidden fruit? Does this fig leaf make my butt look big?"

"What did the male lamb say to the female lamb Nice rack"