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Joke of the Day
"How many votes does it take to change a light bulb? Votes don't change shit."
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"What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo."
"The masochist and the sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? ""Hit me."" What did the sadist say to the masochist? ""No."""
"People who go to the store and buy the single roll of toilet paper must not have an optimistic view of their life expectancy."
"I've been on my best behavior ever since the words ""you can be charged as an adult"" applied to me"
"Blacks the best colour to wear to a funeral isn't it? Just thinking which rollerblades to wear."
"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store. Police are looking for iWitnesses."
"a serial killer that targets anyone who pronounces the ""S"" in Illinois"
"q: what's black and would kill you if it jumped on you out of a tree? a: a grand piano"