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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Green Bay (NFL) is in the process of a buyout by Ghiradelli chocolates? They will be renamed the San Francisco Fudge Packers."

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"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but you need three light bulbs."

"Now that Prince is dead... ...is he formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince?"

"Hey, maybe one time we could make a sitcom where the husband is out of the wife's league and the wife says stupid shit all the time."

"What would Jesus do? Today, take Mary out to Olive Garden."

"Why did God only make one yogi bear He tried to make another but made a boo-boo"

"I found a popular erotic novel from Iran It's called ""Sheep."""

"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"

"Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!"