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Joke of the Day

"Hey, maybe one time we could make a sitcom where the husband is out of the wife's league and the wife says stupid shit all the time."

"""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra"

"let me be very clear: i would rather attend a Pig's wedding than attempt to sift through the dumpster you people have made out of my dm box,"

"What did the extremely super cool and awesome guy say to his equally super cool and awesome friend? Your *sup* is *bro*ing!"

"What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!"

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."

"How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter."

"Two redditors walk into a bar, you won't believe what happens next! Seriously. I knew you'd click it."

"Donald Trump, his publicist, and his ghostwriter walk into a bar... ""So you're alone tonight, Donnie?"""

"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"