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Joke of the Day

"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but you need three light bulbs."

"Him: You hang up first. Me: *click"

"Steelers defense, last night."

"Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal."

"Why don't we drink chicken milk? It tastes fowl."

"I turned off Auto-Correct for the first time, and now my new girlfriend thinks she has a face that launched a 1000 shits."

"100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk."

"A dad walks into his son's room while his son is masturbating. ""Son, don't do that, you'll go blind."" ""Hey dad, I'm over here""."

"'I'm sure it's just water,' I mumble as I sit down on the gas station toilet."

"[Ventriloquist Mafia] ""Oh we have ways of making people talk."""