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Joke of the Day
"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"
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"How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush"
"I hate it when I mentally undressing someone and my OCD kicks in and I start folding their clothes."
"Why couldn't the melons get married? Because they can't elope."
"Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. Thestewardess looked at them and said, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrionper passenger is allowed."""
"What do churches and guns have in common? They both go PEW PEW PEW"
"Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs..."
"If you're going to a wedding this weekend and you see a random stranger dancing his nut off on the dance floor, I'm sorry, I lost a bet."
"Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday night. If some rag doesn't use ""REESE IS FALLING TO PIECES"" as a headline then this world is bullshit."
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the main stream. A hipster actually told me this one."