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Joke of the Day

"If you're going to a wedding this weekend and you see a random stranger dancing his nut off on the dance floor, I'm sorry, I lost a bet."

"A woman got wooden breast implants today. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline, wooden tit?"

"My husband asked if I was wet enough.. I was so he told me to get the fuck out of the shower and make him breakfast or he was going to be late for work."

"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."

"You can tell a lot about a person by reading my girlfriend's email"

"Why is dangerous to have sex in canada eh'ds everywhere"

"How can Peter Pan fly? You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter."

"I was going to tell a joke about my broken pencil, but there is no point..."

"I always felt that Daffy Duck was funnier than Donald Duck but didn't get as much recognition because he was black."

"What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11? One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy"