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Joke of the Day

"Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday night. If some rag doesn't use ""REESE IS FALLING TO PIECES"" as a headline then this world is bullshit."

"""The only difference between heterosexual and homosexual sex is which hole you stick it in."" ~my mother after a few drinks"

"Where do you go when you need a sperm donation? Sasha Grey's mouth"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone calls me a racist I'd have $0.60."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"An ad company friended me on facebook I guess you could say they wanted to ad me."

"imagine getting a bj and the person's hair gets stuck in your chain wallet"

"yes 911 i need to report a kidnapping. lol yeah there's a baby goat asleep in my lap. no dont send cops you'll wake him up"

"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."

"Would you rather...? Would you rather have fucked a goat but nobody knows, or everyone thinks you fucked a goat but you didnt and there's no way to change their mind?"