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Joke of the Day
"What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian? Yellow Snow."
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"Some nights I stare at the stars wondering if you can see the same ones Then I realize, of course you can, I'm in your backyard"
"Are you russian? No, I'm not in a hurry."
"I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment"
"Of course, Ludacris isn't his real name. It's Louis D'Cristofferson."
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them."
"So I asked my North Korean friend how it was there... he said he couldn't complain."
"Why is it called almond milk? ""Nut juice"" wasnt very popular."
"Is this sub Pi? There seems to be an endless supply of jokes, and I swear it's gonna repeat itself at some point."
"I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer... Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor."