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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called almond milk? ""Nut juice"" wasnt very popular."
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"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice."
"Do you believe in abortion? Girl: Dad, do you believe in abortion? Father: Ask your sister. Girl: I don't have a sister... Father: Exactly."
"""I don't really know my best position. left, right or center"" ""Wayne, just get on the fcuking plane and pick an aisle will you."""
"My drug dealer ... cracks me up."
"[At the Grand Canyon] Me: I L o v e T h i s P l a c e [ECHO] [ECHO] GC: Let's just be friends"
"What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose? 50 pounds and a flannel."
"I just finished making a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time."
"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it."
"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."