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Joke of the Day

"Is this sub Pi? There seems to be an endless supply of jokes, and I swear it's gonna repeat itself at some point."

"Marriage counselling because sometimes your spouse needs to hear from a professional that they're being an ass."

"It's always an ungodly hour for atheists."

"If you don't open your mouth when you yawn, you're a monster. I'm serious. Let that demon go. You're freaking everybody out."

"Confucius says... Confucius says: Learn to masturbate, come in handy."

"How do you get to the front page of reddit ? Lack of originality"

"Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !"

"A friend got some vinegar in his ear now he suffers from pickled hearing."

"I'm going to get some hate here. Is methodist a religion that worships meth?"