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Joke of the Day
"Of course, Ludacris isn't his real name. It's Louis D'Cristofferson."
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"What is the ideal weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, including the urn."
"How do you give a hill billy a circumcision? You kick his sister in the jaw."
"Two women sitting quietly."
"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 20 minutes, thermostat 8."
"When Chuck Norris bowls, he moves the Earth so the pins will hit the ball"
"Patron: Hey there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?"
"Yo mama so ugly She got fired from a blowjob"
"Did you hear about the recently unemployed electrician? Apparently he's now ohm-less."
"Recently I was asked how I view Lesbian relationships... apparently, ""In HD"" was not the correct answer."