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Joke of the Day

"Some nights I stare at the stars wondering if you can see the same ones Then I realize, of course you can, I'm in your backyard"

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"What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called? Gatesgate."
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"What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course? A hole in Juan"
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