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Joke of the Day
"So I asked my North Korean friend how it was there... he said he couldn't complain."
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"Why did the Canadian cross the road? Because that's the direction his car was sliding."
"My dog: wasn't me Me: I know My dog: honest It wasn't me Me: it's ok really My dog: [chip packet still on her head] I think the kid ate them"
"[running from cop] *cop catches me* ""Get on the ground or I'll taze ya"" *pulls jellyfish from pocket* ""Look they were all out of tazers"""
"I bet hell is full of morning people and obsessive compulsive facebook pokers."
"The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak"
"TEACHER: ""Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"" JOHNNY: ""Sir my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."""
"What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi."
"Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man? he had to much baggage"
"How do you get a lot of people to check out your post? Mark it NSFW"