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Joke of the Day
"Go green by saying no to diapers. Simply swap out your poop-covered baby for a clean one."
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"When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look."
"What's the difference between acne and a child molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face."
"Every time I walk into a Wal-Mart I think to myself, "" I've never seen so many of God's mistakes all in one place."""
"With all the division in this country, I wanted to reach out... ...and tell my Latin friends ""Feliz ano nuevo!"""
"I should have gone to see the optometrist I can't anymore"
"My New Years resolution is to quit doing dick jokes. It does limit my material though. It does makes it...hard."
"Sometimes I like to use big words... So people will think I am more photosynthesis"
"What happened when Hitler got bratwurst juice in his eye? He could Nazi! LMFAO"
"Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward? A: ""Is it mine?"""