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Joke of the Day
"After 5 vodka and Red Bulls, you start wearing your Lindsay Lohan costume."
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"Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees."
"""I'm not that kind of girl."" ~That kind of girl"
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"My love comes with more terms and conditions than iTunes."
"What's ""68""? You do me and I owe you one."
"I cant stop eating ice cream... It's a rocky road to addiction."