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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I like to use big words... So people will think I am more photosynthesis"
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"Dear Cupid, next time hit us both."
"Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have Hollow-Weenies!"
"""I love the north pole and hate the south pole!, wait I love the south pole and hate the north pole!"" ~ a bi-polar bear"
"A man gets his drill and drills a hole in a wall... ..its a bit boring."
"if someone asks me if I need help finding something in a department store I like to slowly describe a gun"
"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Intern Groper Rob'."
"Why did the baker have dirty hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"Folks ask me why I still miss my wife after forty years. Well, I'm human and that bitch is still pretty quick on her feet."
"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is insomnia."