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Joke of the Day

"Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward? A: ""Is it mine?"""

"How many women does it take to make me a sandwich? What the fuck are you waiting for bitch? Get in there and make me a fucking sandwich!!!"

"What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"What do you call a obese fortune teller? A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!"

"Every frozen yogurt store feels like you're hanging out inside a Japanese girl's backpack."

"I went shopping for some lingerie for my wife. I asked the shop keep if the panties were satin. He said ""No, they're brand new""."

"My ex told me I'd never find another woman like her. nnI don't think she was expecting the high 5 and happy dance I did right after."

"A black person and a mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve rapists here."""

"'Dances with Wolves'... But it's just me, running around my backyard with an uncooked steak, screaming, while the neighborhood dogs bark."

"I'm a heavy sleeper... Also, a heavy awaker... Okay, I'm fat."