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Joke of the Day
"Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward? A: ""Is it mine?"""
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"One man's whore is another man's whore."
"What is brown and runny? Usain Bolt"
"Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment? They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas"
"My friends are weird. They keep vegetables in their beer crisper. Freaks"
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."
"Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky."
"Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murder everyone in sight."
"Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!"
"My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love"