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Joke of the Day
"I should have gone to see the optometrist I can't anymore"
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"Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover? A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum. **X-post : /r/ScienceHumour**"
"a spider dropped onto me this morning and I was just really excited that someone else was in bed with me"
"A duck walks in to an alternative medicine practicioners office. Points a wing at him and says with a frown: ""Quack!"""
"Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water Waiter: No problem, I'll get you a new one Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports"
"White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate."
"What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise? Punishment."
"My daughter is starting to ask embarrassing questions about sex. Just yesterday she asked: ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"how do you find Will Smith after it snows? .... look for the fresh prints."
"What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun? ""Tom"" Cruise Missiles."