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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an african american in a 3 piece suit? The defendant."
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"I fell of a 50ft ladder today! Luckily, I was only on the second step."
"Two toilets were fighting one day when the first toilet said to the second toilet ""Put up your dooks""."
"Did you hear about the community pool they built in the bronx? There were no survivors."
"I'll have you know I did four years in Nam. Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too."
"Everyone said it was a bad idea to store glue in the same cabinet as my rifles but I'm sticking to my guns."
"What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly? A receding hareline"
"my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt"
"I used to be really into nostalgia... ...those were good times."
"What did the black man say to the white kid? Put the gun down!"