777

Joke of the Day

"What do you call an african american in a 3 piece suit? The defendant."

"WIFE: Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote? ME: [bleeding profusely] So... not a dog"

"When my Dad passes, I will get a tattoo of him looking down at me from Heaven, disapproving of me getting a tattoo to commemorate him."

"What do a cheap robot and a high class prostitute have in common They both stop working for you after you pee on them."

"""Dad I'm gay..."" ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""

"Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens? A: Oh-lay!"

"It's inspiring today to see so many voters researching and learning about an important issue they voted on yesterday"

"What do you mean mom, how could my birth certificate be expired?"

"A short facts list 1) 50% of facts are made up 2) I made up the first fact"

"Why do photons travels slower through water? They having a float-on. it very good"