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Joke of the Day

"A short facts list 1) 50% of facts are made up 2) I made up the first fact"

"My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges He was caught magenta handed."

"Read more Apple jokes"

"Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor."

"What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin? She quits counting."

"Why is this wet? Just one of the fun games you get to play as a parent."

"What colour T-shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most."

"[Wedding] ""...to join these two in holy matrimony. The Ring, please?"" [Maid of Honor pops tape in VCR.] [One week later: everyone dies.]"

"When you say, ""save me some nachos"" and I say, ""okay"" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying ""I'll never let go""..as she lets go."

"Why don't Jehovah's witnesses celebrate Halloween? They don't appreciate strangers coming up to their door."