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Joke of the Day

"It's inspiring today to see so many voters researching and learning about an important issue they voted on yesterday"

"Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here."

"The only real difference between my 20s and my 30s is that now I make all my bad decisions before midnight."

"My puppy is a bastard son of a bitch His mother is a single mother"

"Wanna here a joke? Women's rights. Sorry if this has been posted before."

"Drunk girls really seem to enjoy dancing on top of things."

"I wish there was a song you and your friends could sing right after you became champions"

"What kind of underwear do old people wear? ...Depends."

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... Feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."

"Roommate and I got our first electric bill and long story short we're now Amish"