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Joke of the Day

"An A-TEAM reboot would just be one two-minute episode where the NSA triangulates their location and they all get blown up in a drone strike."

"I have a joke for you. /r/Jokes"

"Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No but there's a lot of crackling."

"Did you hear about the 80 pound midget with 40 pound balls? They say he was half nuts."

"I figured out why prostitutes always look tired and haggard. Their job is a lot of fucking work."

"You know what they say about men who wear dress shoes... They have no soles."

"Did you hear about the soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? he's now a seasoned veteran"

"How can you tell if a woman is bi-polar? She works at two different strip clubs."

"New career ambition: have an office and big chair that I can slowly turn Bond villain-esquely around in to greet my enemies."

"What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird."