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Joke of the Day

"Brazil now has a new fool proof condom for Brazilian Men... It is shaped like a goalpost, so nothing of brazilian origin can get through!"

"I'm sick of all this sex on TV. I keep falling off."

"3 things you never get back : A word after it's said Time after it's passed Your pen if I really like it"

"Well... You know what they say... So I guess I don't need to tell you..."

"What were the political views of the librarian? She wanted open borders."

"BOB: Hey boss can I get another raise SCROOGE: But I just gave you... B: What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?? Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!"

"What fills the entire volume of its container and may become volatile and explosive when compressed? NYC subway commuters."

"I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, clothe, school, and inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there."

"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"

"How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub."