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Joke of the Day
"What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called? Doritos"
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"You find love when you're not looking for it, and you can't find it when you really want to. It's sh!t like this that makes me drink."
"Do you know why women love zombies? Because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside!"
"I was starving earlier so I opened up a beanbag chair. There were no beans, only styrofoam. Im furious, Im hungry and I have nowhere to sit."
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"My wife and I have lists for people we'd make exceptions for... I have one for midgets but it's a small list."
"Whats the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"
"Guys, you should really try removing the key above enter on your keyboard. Trust me, you'll never go back"
"Two men walk into a bar. First one says ""I'll have an H20."" Second man says, ""You know what? I'll have an H20 too."" The second man dies."
"What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist? THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!"