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Joke of the Day
"What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called? Doritos"
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"'Kyrgyzstan' is what happens when you've already named all the other countries and you have left over letters."
"Hey, maybe one time we could make a sitcom where the husband is out of the wife's league and the wife says stupid shit all the time."
"Let's be honest: When life gives you lemons, most of you just cry to the internet about it."
"Tonight on My Strange Addition Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop at any time"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Gettuda. Gettuda who? Gettuda choppa!"
"I wanna get rid of this memory foam mattress, but it knows too much."
"Nice try ""Marco Rubio"" or should I say... [rearranges letters] ""BIRAC UBOMA"" [audience gasps]"
"If I ever say, ""Do you want me to be honest?"" Say no."
"It's rude to ask someone to courtesy flush, so I always offer them an ass mint instead. I'm a gentleman."