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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"
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"I threw a parking cone at someone. I am the drunkest person in the United states."
"""Grampa, how did you support gay marriage? Did you march like civil rights ppl?"" ""No. Marching's hard. I tweeted about it."""
"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."
"I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out. (X-post /r/puns) I came to the realization."
"I hate being bipolar, it's great"
"I like my women like I like my golf Over 80 and handicapped"
"Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? Because his nose was stuffed"
"Strawberries are like porn stars. They both have the seed on the outside."
"Wer is there **knock knock** *Who's there* Dewey *Dewey who* Dewey have to use a condom"