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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
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"TIL I'm hung like a baby. 7 lbs. 9 oz."
"What do you call an incredibly flexible chicken with an alien wristwatch? Bent Hen."
"I'll tell you a joke about sodium. Na. How about one about potassium? K."
"What's the alien version of Facebook? Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know)."
"Jared should be okay in prison He is used to 6 inches."
"Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don't use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh."
"What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive? It gets blown to ***bits!***"
"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"
"eer booze and fun!' 'An Indian a Rabbi the Pope an Italian and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says ""What is this... some kind of joke?"""