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Joke of the Day

"What's the rate at which racist work is done? Whitepower (Horsepower is the rate at which work is done)"

"*buys condoms* So I just eat these and it traps the baby?"

"Sh*t happens all the time , just flush and move on."

"How do poor people make it rain? They don't."

"If I were Zorro, I'd hand out business cards with a Z on them. That way I wouldn't have to take my sword everywhere."

"I'm not sexist... Because that's wrong and being wrong is for women..."

"I asked a blonde friend to check if my blinker was working, her reply was 'Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.'"

"moses: watch me split the red sea in half red sea: i've got a boyfriend"

"I'm not religious, but avocados are proof of a benevolent creator."

"I tried ballet, but I never got the pointe."