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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates A woman can completely destroy one in minutes"
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"Colonel Mustard invited me to the library to check out his candlestick collection, but I dunno... I got a bad feeling."
"What are the voices in my head saying, I hear you all ask..."
"The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted"
"There's no ""i"" in denial."
"Why do professional boxers not have sex the night before a big fight? Because they don't like each other very much."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it."
"What did the bunny ask his boss for? A raise in *celery*."
"It is a scientific fact that the gravitational pull of a woman's cleavage on a man's eyes is too strong to be fought!!!"