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Joke of the Day

"There's no ""i"" in denial."

"Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it."

"Researchers found out,... ... after someone finally opened the door."

"What does sex have in common with a savings account? You lose interest once you make a withdrawal"

"Why hang Wanted posters in the post office? We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it."

"African scientists are saying people who died of Ebola are coming back to life... But thats ridiculous, every one knows theres no such thing as african scientists."

"Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner. Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says ""Jeff I don't like your friends"". Jeffery then replies ""You can eat the potatoes""."

"I've lost most of my hearing, but it's okay because it turns out the only thing people say to me is ""nothing, nevermind."""