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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo bees"
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"The Phantom Menace is easily the best Star Wars installment Jar Jar Binks is the best character."
"Why did the gay scarecrows get divorced after their surrogate mother aborted their IVF baby on obamacare? The whole thing was one big straw man argument."
"Mixed martial arts? Why you gotta make biracial people fight each other though?"
"Jokes There are 30 cows in a field 28 chickens. How many didn't?"
"Current fitness level: arm is tired from brushing teeth."
"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a child? Because I saw Bubbles today and he wanted your number."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"In this election year, I'm buying shorter socks. Because I don't support Crews"
"TIFU by walking into the class of the wrong substitute teacher Whoops, wrong sub."