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Joke of the Day

"The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted"

"What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood? Kind Ling"

"How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying? His mouth is moving."

"Leia: I love you. Han: I know. [gets frozen in carbonite] [two years pass] [gets unfrozen] Leia: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN ""I KNOW?!"""

"I'm a responsible person. People are always saying ""I know you're responsible for this."""

"What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife? A cookold."

"Brushed the fur off my couch and made another cat."

"Q: When does an Irish potato change nationality? A: When it's french fried."

"What do japanese men do when they have erections? Vote"

"Mopeds are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas"