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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day? Because he's a little prick!"
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"How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !"
"I was supposed to make a Mayweather joke but it ran away."
"What song title is best used to describe the France terrorist attack? Niggas In Paris"
"What makes mexican and black jokes so similar? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
"[travels back in time to warn 12 year old me about playing video games too much] you become fat and lazy and-whoa Mortal Kombat 2 scoot over"
"One i made up for my mexican friends. If a Rabbi blesses food it's kosher. What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest? A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!"
"Why would I be a horrible magician? Cuz I'll fuck a trick up."
"Hey, smiling strangers. No thanks."
"People without kids: I'll never yell at my kids People with kids: I DONT KNOW WHY SOMEONE SPIT THEIR GUM ON THE ROAD JUST WALK!"