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Joke of the Day
"What's worse that biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion."
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"I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on Google Street View counts as jogging."
"Attractive people, have the decency to leave news and comedy to the rest of us."
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""echo"" can you use it in a sentence? SENTENCE entence entece ece ce"
"I like my women like I like my coffee with my dick in them."
"Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?"
"Q: What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? A: He gobbles up."
"Best pick up line I've ever heard Would you mind holding my beer while I go take a shit? ....If she is still standing there. She's a keeper!"
"My friends are like ""hey come camping with us this weekend"" & I'm like ""I can't, I have to get new friends"""
"How is being a pimp like being a farmer? You get some hoes and they get dough for you."