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"Why don't they tell jokes in base 8? Because seven ten eleven!"
"What do you call someone who takes everything literally? A kleptomaniac!"
"My pastor said the day gay marriage was made fully legal in the US was worse than 9/11."
"The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given."
"In order to stop all the black lives matter protests Just play the national anthem on repeat, they will all sit down or kneel."
"And yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking."
"Egg and a sausage sizzling away in a frying pan The egg says ""fuck me its hot in here"". The sausage goes ""fuck me, a talking egg!"""
"Why would you get mad? Because you cant take a joke."
"If I had a dollar for every time I saw a repost of r/Jokes ... I'd be as rich as the guy who posted this first"