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Joke of the Day

"Egg and a sausage sizzling away in a frying pan The egg says ""fuck me its hot in here"". The sausage goes ""fuck me, a talking egg!"""

"What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean."

"My friend uses 'supossebly' and I never correct her. I like her irregardless."

"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club. I see a lot of new faces today."

"Life got you down? Just remember that you will never be as confused and sad as the friends and relatives of the world's first clown."

"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."

"What did the river say when coal barges stopped?"

"I bet most braille on public signs says: ""How did you know this was here?"""

"Most of my parenting skills come from watching Animal Planet."

"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."