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Joke of the Day
"The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given."
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"WIFE: I'm tired of you living in a fantasy world ME: *imagining she's Kate Upton* You always say that, Kate WIFE: Who is Kate? WHO IS KATE?"
"How many blonde jokes exist? One. This one. The rest are all true."
"What's your favourite one-liner?"
"I once read the directions on the back of my shampoo bottle. It said to wash, rinse, and repeat. They found me passed out in the shower four days later."
"I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire."
"Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus"
"Why should every woman know a C++ programmer? Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss."
"They say I have a drinking problem. All I have been trying to do is drain the liquor down the toilet. Through my body."
"Why did Hitler blows his brains out?... Because he saw his gas bill. Also this joke isn't funny, one of my family members died in a concentration camp. He went to take a piss and fell out of a tower."