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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who takes everything literally? A kleptomaniac!"
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss *I have to give credit to my buddy /u/canavo for that one!"
"There once were three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."
"""I left you a voicemail."" You honestly might as well have written it on a post-it and thrown it into the sea."
"What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid? My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing."
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey but I've turned myself around"
"A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself."
"TIL Why homosexuals dress so nicely. It's because they spend most of their time in the closet."
"Butts Do not like lies."
"What's the most common ""last words""? Allah Hu Akbar"