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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every time I saw a repost of r/Jokes ... I'd be as rich as the guy who posted this first"

"TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically."

"How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , ""A man once told me... """

"Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed? She sings with the other hand."

"Voted class president. Assassinated."

"Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck? Because he was a neck-romancer...."

"My wife thinks that I'm too nosy... At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary."

"How do you organize a space party? You Planet"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Finely ground and sealed in an air-tight container"

"What's blue and doesn't fit any more? A dead epileptic."